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Lazy
03:03
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Now why would i wanna be part of the world that’s moving so fast
Now I’ve got a moment to myself at last
Look at all those idiots running from A to B
When next on my agenda is going back to bed with a cup of tea
I don’t want money or material things to get me off
As long as I’m here with you and we’ve nothing to do
Then everyone else can get lost
You know I’m just lazy
Yeah you know I’m just lazy
You and me have had our fair share of people bringing us down
Thank god, they’re no longer around
Thinking they know best, never give it a rest
Going on and on all the time
Without grasping the important concept that these lives are yours and mine
I don’t want money or material things to get me off
As long as I’m here with you and we’ve nothing to do
Then everyone else can get lost
You know I’m just lazy
Yeah you know I’m just lazy
We’ll always be the same
Always be the same
Now why would i wanna be part of the world that’s moving so fast
Now I’ve got a moment to myself at last
Look at all those idiots running from A to B
I wouldn’t even if I had the energy (la la la la)
I don’t want money or material things to get me off
As long as I’m here with you and we’ve nothing to do
Then everyone else can get lost
You know I’m just lazy
Yeah you know I’m just lazy
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Comedy Songs
00:55
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Comedy songs, comedy songs
They’re never really that funny
Comedy songs, comedy songs
Most of them are just crummy
They can be rather clever - such impressive endeavours
But the jokes wouldn’t work on their own
So put in some nice chords and you’ll reap the rewards
Then we can all go home
My heart starts to sink and I’m close to the brink
Of killing you with your own ukulele
Comedy songs, comedy songs
And this was one of the worst
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Roof of my Mouth
02:42
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I burned the roof of my mouth
I burned the roof of my mouth
I burned the roof of my mouth
I burned the roof of my mouth
On a coffee
I don’t really like coffee anyway
On a coffee
I’m not sure about coffee anyway
I burned the roof of my mouth
I burned the roof of my mouth
I burned the roof of my mouth
I burned the roof of my mouth
On a pizza
I quite like pizza anyway
On a pizza
I quite like pizza anyway
I’ll be more careful next time
More careful next time
I’ll be more careful next time
Next time
I burned the roof of my mouth
I burned the roof of my mouth
I burned the roof of my mouth
I burned the roof of my mouth
I burned the roof of my mouth
I burned the roof of my mouth (ah ah ah ah)
I burned the roof of my mouth
I burned the roof of my mouth
On a tea
It’s better than coffee any day
On a tea
It’s better than coffee anyway
On a tea
It’s better than coffee any day
On a tea
It’s better than coffee any day
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Dear Sir
03:21
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I don’t know what you’re doing here
You’ve been hanging around for years
Why did you come back?
You don’t do anything for me
Except to raise my blood pressure
And make me want to start a fight
Yeah we all wish you weren’t here
Yeah we all wish you weren’t here
Pack your things
Clear your desk by noon
Cos we’ve got some celebrating to do
When you’ve fucked off
Yeah we all wish you weren’t here
Yeah we all wish you weren’t here
Crawl back under the rock you came from
It’s me you should be worried about
We tried to have a whipround but the only way of getting any
money was to promise that we’d force feed the coins to you
Stuffing notes up your nose to ensure there really isn’t any
risk of survival. No risk of survival
This is possibly the best example of an increase in morale that I have ever seen in all my years as office manager so in many ways I really can’t deny that I'm thankful to you for allowing me to experience
this moment that I will cherish forever.
this moment that I will cherish forever.
this moment that I will cherish forever.
Everybody says so
Everybody says so
this moment that I will cherish forever.
this moment that I will cherish forever.
this moment that I will cherish forever.
Everybody says so
Everybody says so
Everybody says so
Everybody says so
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